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steakhead

variant of meathead. Generally applied more often to football players or used self-derisively by more intelligent meatheads to show that they do have some trace of creativity.
"We can't have Scorpion Bowl this year because we're a bunch of steakheads and we broke them all"

-Football player, lamenting his fraternity's inability to hold their Scorpion Bowl party.
by cosmo October 8, 2004
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Steakhead

A person who isn’t very bright and when they think they’re saying something that’s smart it’s usually completely wrong
Edmund just said the capital of England is onion, what a steakhead.
by LordPalpatine March 21, 2020
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seamhead

An avid baseball fanatic, especially one who frequently utilizes statistical analysis and urges others to do the same.
Old-school baseball scouts tend to hate seamheads like Rob Neyer, always harping about on-base percentage and Win Shares.
by Travis M. Nelson March 20, 2008
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Stinkhead

Stinkhead (noun, adjective)

A glamorous female archetype permeating pop culture from the years 1978 to 1993. The term originally stemmed from the voluminous hair styles during that period; one could catch a whiff from 3-10 ft away from a stinkhead because of the amount of product needed to perpetuate such mass.

Hair isn't the point, though. The term has become significantly more robust, including a much broader spectrum of ladies from this era. The collective m.o. of the stinkhead is to flaunt exclusivity, glamour, sexuality and/or financial resources. Typical visual cues of stinkhead status include heels, rocker boots, sunglasses, lacquered nails, and martinis. Common stinkhead environments include the beach, the salon, horse races, hotel bars, and dance clubs. Stinkheadry often overlaps with various musical cultures like hip hop, r&b, freestyle, and hair metal.
Exemplary stinkheads include porn star Nina Hartley, Kelly LeBrok from 'Weird Science ,' Cassandra Peterson ('Elvira'), Rosie Perez ('Do the Right Thing'), and free style bands like Klymaxx and Sweet Sensation.

"Look at that tan stinkhead in the Porsche with my dad."

"I only watch stinkhead porn."

"Look at that cougar at the bar eating that shrimp cocktail. I bet she was a total stinkhead in her day."

"This stinkhead's gotta get to the salon."

"You wanna go this club tonight? Yeah, but I gotta wash my stinkhead."

"Is that a wig? No, it's my stinkhead."
by Electrikiss October 26, 2013
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steakadia

ordering a steak quesadilla at taco bell
also works with chicken quesadilla
i want a steakadia and a coke
by shank jank December 26, 2004
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smearhead

Somebody who is your boy but kind of slippery.
Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.

Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
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Steaked

by Tordan Däson June 9, 2017
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