pizza stalker

A person who eats pizza more then once a week, but orders from different places each time as to not appear to be a "pizza stalker".

I had pizza from dolce for lunch and now I want Crazies pizza for dinner. I feel like such a pizza stalker.

by Freakylive December 15, 2014

stalkery

Very stalker-esque, specifically in ways of the internet. The word stalkery originally refers to the tools on Facebook that make it so that you pretty much know what your friends are doing all the time.

"Oh my god, the new facebook is SUPER stalkery."

"That's a pretty stalkery news feed there, Charlyna."

by Keenum October 21, 2008

stalker love

obsessive, unhealthy, unrequited, creepy love for someone marked by unwelcomed attention or attempts to contact or be around the person. In extreme cases, a restraining order is required.

If you don't let her go, your feelings for her are going to turn into stalker love. She hasn't returned any of your calls or txts. Just let it burn.

by Doublestuff December 16, 2008

Stale Vagina

1. No good Pussy

2. Fat girl pussy

3. Vagina that smells and tastes like dead fish

4. Expired Pune

5. Crusty Snatch

1. The loose bitches. spitter vagina - "those loose bitches have stale vaginas"

2. A typical fat girl that looks 8 months pregnant - "that fat girl has a stale vagina"

3. A general lack of vaginal hygiene - "that bitch has a general lack of hygiene and therefore has a stale vagina"

4. Old dusty pussy thats like sticking your tongue in a moldy donut - "that pussy is so old and dusty it's gotten stale'

5. Foodstuff still evident on vaginal area . sometimes can be crusty pussy juice - "this food around your vaginal area miss, means you have a stale vagina"

by Gregssmallpenis December 31, 2009

Stalker

a person obsessed with another to the point of insanity. I.E. following one everywhere, calling constantly, not following restraining orders, collecting their hair in shower drains

he is stalking you.

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

aim stalker

One who uses AIM to stalk others online by obsessively reading their profiles and checking their away messages. Those people stalked do not know that they are being stalked.

Julia: Hey, did you hear? Brad won't be at the party, he's going skiing this weekend.
Lauren: How did you hear that, you and Brad aren't friends?
Julia: I'm an aim stalker, I read his away message.

by bliss0832 April 4, 2005

stalker

Someone who:
1. Literally follows a person's every move, on Facebook or otherwise.
2. Is way too obsessed with someone to the point of being a creeper.

Iris: At 19:30 EST, she was chilling on the Upper East Side.

Madeleine: Oh my God, you stalker!! BTW, did you know she made $130,000 last year? I bet she was laughing all the way to the bank!

Iris: Who's the stalker now? And yes, actually she was. I saw her.

by ____spt5.3 September 27, 2009