Spumple

Someone who breastfeeds off an indonesian llama. Usually characterized by wearing sun glasses all the time because they breastfeed for so long that they don't see the light often. Worms usually breed in Spumple's anus'.

Look at that kid in the sunglasses, deff a Spumple

by The Ologist May 19, 2010

Spamfriender

Any automated system for auto adding friendships on social networking sites. Or a person who simply friends people he or she doesn't know for the sole purpose of increasing the size of the friends list.

thechurchofdave youtube channel finally stopped using the friends list because most requests are just coming from a spamfriender belonging to some get rich quick numbtard.

by thechurchfodave December 16, 2010

snumfortable

The incredible level of comfort that surrounds your whole body when you're wrapped in a Snuggie. Comes from the words "Snuggie" and "Comfortable."

I curled up in my Snuggie in front of the TV with a bowl of popcorn. I had never been that snumfortable in my life.

by J Farbs November 9, 2010

spuffely

sparkely fluff

my head is all spuffely

let's make Barney's car all spuffely!

by BobGeldophed4u November 9, 2010

Spmf

The result of a mis-say when you're really embarrassed and from Houston.

"Um, how many spmf- I mean, how many showers per person?"

by E the Blee August 11, 2012

Splumf

Verb: To splumf. Means to relax the body entirely, going from a standing position on to a very soft piece of furniture, such as an extremely comfortable chair or bed (usually after a long day)

Ollie: Aaaaaahhhhhrrrrrhh (yawn)
Lou: What's up fella?
Ollie: Been a looong day
Lou: Let's splumf
Ollie: Great idea. I'm glad there's a word to describe that action
Lou: Hells yes

by Lollie June 9, 2012

Spamfritter

The word spamfritter means your bottom

"Hey look there's Sophie".

"Oh yeah"
"She's got a lovely spamfritter"

by Sam wis March 3, 2014