scroffing

Performing unnecessary tasks more enjoyable than the tasks that one is supposed to be performing; screwing off.

Hey, Griff, quit scroffing and get back to work!
or
"What'cha up to?" "Scroffin'."

by mushoku November 6, 2013

Sniffing wrench

The act of giving oral sex to a person with a penis.

The girl is known for sniffing wrench. I was wheeling a chick last night we went back to my place and she totally sniffed my wrench

by Huttison January 12, 2015

stiffing down

when you are sitting in your desk in class and you get a boner, or when you get a boner in class so you sit down at your desk to help hide it.

yo, I was stiffing down so hard in English today. Thank god Mrs. Gregory didn't ask me to stand up!

by sprainter October 9, 2015

Spoffing

Verb
Something Scott totally doesn't want to know what is because it's obviously from the dark corners of the internet... or from Portland... same difference.

We caught Maria spoffing the other night in Vegas and it was unbelievable....

by FractalWizard January 12, 2017

Sniffing power

Licking pussy and enjoying basking in it

Girl you got me wanting to up my sniffing power

by Foxxxyminxk April 22, 2018

Shariffing

.The act of one eating their lunch/dinner at their work desk instead of taking the official break and go to the kitchen
Also can mean taking little bites of your lunch before your official lunch break.

"Yo bro, are you going to your break now?"
"Nah, I think I'm just gonna do some Shariffing"

by eurheuhr October 12, 2018

stroffing

(adjective) to bend an erect penis, mid-section, until the internal blood bladder ruptures.

All is fun and games until you forget the safety word and your dominatrix stroffing causes one to blackout.

by Sick Jester November 6, 2018