Snorkelheimen 

A russian authority force used to expel foreign Mexican soldiers from invading Hell itself and eating the flesh from a pig. Can also refer to a person who snorts too much to enjoy eyelids as a delicacy. Trees are sometimes knocked over by the pure joy experienced from this maneuver.

The Snorkelheimen has no eyes, and it breathes the water around it.. Yet there is a snail who would enjoy the flesh of rome and dine on it with its little scraping tongue!! Amen! I say that there would be plenty of men and women who will cheer on rome's armies when carpenter ants come to fight them. There are plenty of ways to avoid combat while a snorklheimen becomes your grandmother in a long line of conversing family trees.

Snorkelheimen by Homertheshittygreek September 19, 2009

sporkeh 

AKA sp0rkeh.
A computer virus that masquerades as a hack for the game Counter-Strike, often used by members of myg0t. Among other things, Sporkeh changes window text to a l33t derivative of "sporkeh owns you," switches screen relolution to 640x480, switches right-click and left-click on your mouse, slows the mouse cursor to a crawl, and prevents any EXE files from being run.

See www.pwned.nl for an example.

sporkeh by progamer124 April 13, 2005

Sporkfoot 

Weird anatomical abnormality where it appears that a person only has three or four toes.

Have you seen Marjorie Taylor Greene’s sporkfoot? She looks like Barney Rubble.

Sporkfoot by Judgosaur September 30, 2022

Butt-Snorkel 

V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.

Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."

Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"

Butt-Snorkel by John Went January 15, 2014

Butt Snorkeling 

Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!

Gregg Goings was butt snorkeling again at lunch today.

Butt Snorkeling by Therickman December 17, 2003

spark up a "C" 

It simply means the act of lighting a siggeret.
Based upon the phrase, spark up a j but the "C" here means cigarette.

Hold on there cowboy, let me spark up a "C" before we take off!

spark up a "C" by Telephony July 19, 2014

Sparka 

Proper smelly

Me:”I’m feeling abit sparka after that”
Me:”you sparka”

Sparka by Smellyboymaddie April 23, 2019