Sporking

The act of feeding any KFC foods requiring a utensile to your partner with your penis, as well as distributing pussy juice on the biscuit if applicable.

So I just hung out under the table at KFC while some stranger

Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?

by Meester Grassyass August 31, 2019

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Spork in the Road

When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.

When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.

by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018

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Spork

(n.) A jerk, mansplainer, or similar, specifically someone who believes themselves to be of more benefit to the world than they, in fact, are.

I complimented his shoes and he made a big deal about not telling me where he got them so I can't "copy" him. What a spork.

by Hari314 July 8, 2025

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dinkle spork

IT IS A SHOOTING BELLOW EATING SHEEP, IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN YOU ARE A REALLY WEIRD WEIRDO, SO YA

wow, they are so weird, no wonder their name is dinkle spork

by Pilot_Mousy May 14, 2018

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Spork

Someone who’s indecisive and immensely lost in their identity, also very weak-minded because I’ve never seen a metal spork that’s covered in 24k gold, always gotta be plastic 🤢

-“Hey who invited the spork to the sleepover?”
-“Ew gross it wasn’t me”

by h3ck3rman December 9, 2020

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