Spork

A bisexual person;

The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.

Guy: that's some real spork behavior

Girl: he's so smooth and casual about it tho, could pull me for sure
Guy: damn, same here

by RizzyRedRaccoon August 25, 2023

Spork

A hug that includes an accidental erection

I accidentally sporked my sister last night it was do awkward

by Hgsnajz October 8, 2016

Spork

A combination between a fork and a spoon commonly used for eating things you would need a fork and a spoon

"Hey don't use those, use a spork"

by Martin787 March 12, 2015

The Spork

There's the big spoon, the little spoon, and sometimes a middle spoon. Another name for the middle spoon is The Spork, because they go both ways.

Who's the big spoon, little spoon, and middle spoon? The middle spoon is The Spork because they go *both ways*.

by Sunblazer5 July 2, 2021

Sporking

Cuddling after sex, much like spooning, without detaching (pulling out).

Homie was so tired after sex that instead of pulling out he just fell asleep and we ended up sporking.

by Krystle_DA_Belle February 14, 2021

Spork

When a man and a women have sex in a spooning position

I was sporking the missus the other day because I was too lazy to go on top

by Football97 March 14, 2017

Spork

A fork and a spoon combined.

She is such a spork cutlery is jealous of her.

by I AM THE MOTHER SPORK November 26, 2017