Spoon

A dumbass or asshole. Basically someone who acts really dumb or doesn't think before they do shit.

"That girl is such a spoon, what's wrong with her?"

by Elmoisdope11 March 6, 2017

Spoon

The combination of the words Snow and Poon.

Paul-Did you get that spoon on the skii lift?
Ed- I sure did!
Paul- I sure wish I could get spoon like you with them dairyfarmers

by Spoon man420 March 15, 2010

Spoon

Something to say when somebody looks hot.

Her: How do I look?
You: Girl you a spoon
Or
*Scrolling through Instagram*
*sees post of friend lookin cute*
*You comment 'spoon'*

by kingdomking June 14, 2018

spoon

Dangerous Metal Impliment

Protect yourself now, buy SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

by Katiecats March 11, 2004

spoon

GAY SEX!!! Two guys, one the pitcher the other the catcher.

Bubba spooned my daddy while he was in jail, and now my daddy is gay.

by Double D January 19, 2005

Spoon

1.A word used in place of words such as fool, idiot noob, twat etc.
2.A piece of cutlury

1.Person A: Damn i lost my Barney the dinosoar dvd
Person B : Ha you spoon

2.Hey can i spoon you

by spoonshead May 25, 2007

Spoon

While playing Beer Pong, one who either throws the beer out (without anyone seeing) or taking entirely too long to drink the beer, also known as a pussy

Stop spoon'in that beer you pussy and take your next shot

by LoneRanger23 July 11, 2007