Slothing and Sleuthing

The act of sitting on the couch, typically hungover, while watching murder mysteries and eating takeout - all day.

Man, I'm hungover, seems like a golden opportunity for a day of Slothing and Sleuthing.

by itszando December 9, 2021

slothgrip

The firm, annoying, unrelenting, grip of an infatuated woman's arm hooked around a guy's; locked at the elbow.

Friend A: Dang, who's that with the slothgrip on Slim?

Friend B: New girlfriend. She's been hanging there all night.

by jousts-94198 November 3, 2009

Sloshificated

The art of becoming Sloshed; Typically involves high consumption of alcoholic substance, lake water, and sun. Know to the common peasant as being hammered or drunk.

Man, Bobby did you down that whole fifth of Jose? you are about to be Sloshificated.

Ian just jumped in the water with his shades & cell while screaming "We Build City" he must be sloshificated.

by Ernest A July 10, 2010

Shothicorn

An animal that is a mixture of a shark, unicorn and sloth. It has the head of a shark, a shark fin, water proof wings, a long tail and the body of a unicorn with sloth fur, also it has gills.

Mommy I want a shothicorn for christmas!

by bob227 May 12, 2011

sloth grab

When someone grabs an object at an ultra slow pace to the point where its akward.

Did you see how long it took Anna to reach for her seatbelt this morning?

Yea, that sloth grab was very akward.

by fraxinus6356 November 27, 2012

Slothed

To be stoned out of your mind, your reactions are as slow as a sloth.

This one girl got soooo slothed last night.

by AllPickledUp🍆 February 8, 2015

Slothtard

A person who is incredibly slow -- physically, and mentally.

That guy is such a mess; it takes him three times as long to do the same job as everyone else, and he still gets it wrong. He's definitely a slothtard!

by GambitKing October 6, 2015