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Slug Slide

When a man ejaculates a huge load on his sex partners chest, and then with the speed and agility of a well trained Ninja, spins around and slams his pink sock into the love puddle. He then drags his pink sock through the puddle and down her chest and inserts it into her gaping vagina. (If at this time she gets pregnant you are bound to nickname your child slugger).
I did not know a girl could get pregnant after a slug slide, guess I was wrong.
by OPIE1970 March 8, 2010
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Bong Sliding

To smoke marijuana out of a bong slide due to the lack of other available smoking apparati
James: "Dude let's get stoned. Give me the bong or some papers."

Cole: "Bong's broken and no papers to be found, bro."

James: "Looks like we're going bong sliding tonight"
by The Big Cheese July 8, 2012
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nigger slide

(Official)
(n.) *The crossing of multiple lanes on a highway or street fluently, without ever hitting a lane reflector between dotted lane paint.

Such a maneuver is said to reflect the purported style and prowess of the African. The recklessness of crossing several lanes simultaneously is also attributed, albeit arbitrarily, to the supposed recklessness of the African.

(v.) *Same as "nigger slide" as a noun.
a: "That was a mighty nigger slide, Jeff. Was that some 4 lanes?"




b: "T'was 6, my dear chap."



"That meanderin' African nigger slid his way to a roadside police beating."
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 15, 2008
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Hobo Slide

hobo Slide |ˈhōˌbō - slīd|
noun ( pl. -boes or -bos)
verb ( past slid |slid|) intrans.
accidentally sliding on a homeless persons feces on a sidewalk or public place; an act that brings one closer to being a hobo.
• trans. move along a surface on feces in such a way : she slid on the crap on the sidewalk.
• change gradually to a worse condition or lower level : the countries economy is on a hobo slide: he grew a beard and has holes in his shirt, he's on a hobo slide.
ORIGIN early 21st cent.: an Indian girl in San Francisco muttered the words to a friend as she attempted to eat ice cream.
PHRASES
let something slide negligently allow something to deteriorate : The dude had tape on his glasses, he's on a hobo slide.
by Frankybobanky April 20, 2009
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happy-slide

When you're walking along the street or in the park you all of a sudden experience a friction free moment of travel. This effortless passage of gliding motion (for 1 second max) brings joy to the recipient untill they realise they have stepped on a dog poo.
walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, wooohooo! oh bother, I've just done a happy-slide.
by Used ink August 30, 2010
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Seger Slide

One of the most depressing drinking games ever invented. Has origins in a depressing Brantford, Ontario, which is widely known as the birthplace of Wayne Gretzky as well as for being the once-home of Alexander Graham Bell. In the present day, Brantford is mainly home to meth heads and university students who didn't have good enough marks to get accepted to Laurier's Waterloo campus or the concurrent education program at Queen's.

The drinking game consists of a communal bottle of wine (or box, depending on how self-loathing you're feeling that day) that is shared with a group as a Bob Seger song plays in the background. The wine is passed around in a circle as the song plays, and the person in possession of the wine when the song stops has to chug whatever is left. There is no winner to this game, but it is presumed the loser is the first person who either begins crying or who relapses to whatever drug habit for which they are being treated.
"Hey man, I just got started on methadone, want to get together later and do the Seger Slide?"
by brazzerssfw July 16, 2016
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Bud Slides

Same as Budarrhea:

Especially nasty form of diarrhea that is a common after-effect of a night spent drinking Budweiser products. This condition usually results in watery, yellow-ish bowel movements and severe stomach cramps.
Bud Light was having a promotion last night, giving away Boston Bruins hats & t-shirts. I'm paying the price today with the inevitable Bud Slides.
by JSJoyce December 22, 2008
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