Banana Skewer

The ultimate sex move which will instantaneously demolish any pussy.

Girl 1: what happened last night

Girl 2: he absolutely crushed me it was so amazing when he did the banana skewer.

by Nutter.The.Bread.And.Butter October 16, 2018

a-skeert

A phrase sometimes used by insane Russian teachers to mildly threaten insult to their students and also give said students the impression that they are having a mild seizure.

Put the following words and phrases into the Instrumental. Or are you a-skeert?

by chaotic comet May 16, 2021

Italian skewer

having sex in the olive garden and you shove a bread stick up a girls ass and then forcing it down her throat.

gave my waitress the Italian skewer last night.

by notaguineapig November 7, 2022

beefy skewer

a thick veiny cock that sticks straight up horizontally when hard

"my mouth watered at his beefy skewer"

by seekk July 11, 2025

Manure Skewer

The name for a males penis when engaging in anal sex.

Hey Jennifer! How about you let me stick my Manure Skewer in your Stink Wrinkle.

by Poopy Pusher January 2, 2026