do u even skate? 

a response to when someone is attempting to do something and fails or is not as successful as they hoped to be at it, regardless of if it has anything to do with skating

bro how’d u not catch that, like do u even skate?

do u even skate? by heheitsgber May 11, 2019

post-skate 

Speedy, cathartic yet bouncy garage punk generally played by non-skaters.

Oh man, the new Uranium Club is such a good post-skate album!!
Dude, Vintage Crop are post-skate heros.

post-skate by stillinrock April 14, 2020

all skate 

A phrase indicating that everyone can or must take part in a certain activity. Derived from the 1970's jargon of the inexplicably popular skating rinks.

Original: Rink DJ: "OK, we're gonna put on the BeeGees. Everybody get on on teh floor, it's an all skate!"

Now: Employee One: "Did you get to slide out of the sexual harassment training yesterday?"

Employee Two: "No. It was an all skate."

all skate by Woody August 25, 2004

Cheap Skate 

A Cheap Skate is someone who values money over people. They hate to spend money and are always looking for a deal or to screw someone out of money.

"Reiner is one hell of a cheap skate. All my gifts from him come from the dollar store."

Cheap Skate by Robbt Van Zant October 26, 2013

Broke skate 

Anyone who never has the money to go do something in your clique then borrows that money promising they'll pay you back but not doing so still one year later. Not to be confused with cheap skateBroke skates don't have money like a cheap skate.

Friend 1 : Hey let's invite Terry to go with us.
Friend 2: Fuck that he's a broke skate he still hasn't paid me back and it's going on a year.
Friend 3: Yeah fuck him he can mooch off Kegan.
Friend 4: By mooch you mean blow.

Broke skate by Lil Bruce Wayne June 24, 2008

skank and skate 

When you have sexual intercourse with a promiscuous, often ignorant and impoverished, woman and leave as soon as you are finished.

"Gross, you had sex with her?"
Liam replied, "It was just a skank and skate. Got get my rocks of somehow."
"You should get checked for STD's"

skank and skate by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

Coffin Skate 

A ritual where your teachers take your phone, put it in a coffin, put roller skates on on it and kick it down the stairs into a pentagram. They then start chanting words spoken in the unknown language of rehcaet which happens to be english spoken backwards which may explain why rehcaet is teacher backwards. If the sacrifice (the phone) is accepted demons will rise and burn the phone exploding the batteries.
Or maybe the person just sucks at spelling and it auto corrects to coffinskate

Man I hate it when teachers coffin skate your phone.

Coffin Skate by Dank Twickshlotter December 13, 2016