post-skate

Speedy, cathartic yet bouncy garage punk generally played by non-skaters.

Oh man, the new Uranium Club is such a good post-skate album!!
Dude, Vintage Crop are post-skate heros.

post-skate by stillinrock April 14, 2020

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post-skate

Type of punk music inspired by The Homosexuals and Protex which is kind of nervous, cathartic and fairly minimalist. Post-skate bands have the attitude without the object, they have the punk without being skate-punk, they have a vintage style without the vans.

Dude, did you listen to these new post-skate bands? Thigh Master, Dumb, Aborted Tortoise and The Shifters are so rad!

post-skate by stillinrock July 8, 2018

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post-skate

Speedy garage punk with nervous yet friendly voice (nothing like angry punks), a simplistic and very tight rhythm, a cathartic sound, almost chopped, anti-corporation lyrics, a mid-fi production (not too lo-fi) and bouncy melodies with a vehement tendency.

Oh man, the new Aborted Tortoise is such a good post-skate album.
Oh man, post-skaters are so much better than punks.

post-skate by stillinrock March 25, 2020

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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