Smearta

When your roomba runs over a pile of dog shit and smears it all over the house.

Person 1: I can come from Adam and eves and when I walked in the smell was unbearable due to all the smearta that had happened.

Person 2: Damn man that roomba has smeartad your ass good.

by Professional BallAdjuster September 21, 2022

Simaar

literally the chaddiest guy of all time like his dick is bigger than Einstein's brain he's like supa tall and can rock yo world 🤭🥶💪

Person one: omg who is that they look so sexy⁉️
person two: oh that's just simaar

by S1M44R April 16, 2023

groin smear

1) total awesome song by the band Black Prophecies a href="www.myspace.com/blackpropheciesmetal"Black Prophecies Myspace Page/a
2) Premature ejaculation

OMG I just groin smeared

by FaceFaceFaceFaceFaceFaceFaceLO October 18, 2008

Mud Smears

Whenever you see the marks of someone's feces on an object. This includes walls, floors, and ceilings, And you don't know how it got there.
This word is used in this matter, because no one would like to hear, "I Have Poop all over me!".

Sam: My Son had Mud Smears all over his shirt when I came back from work!

Don: Disgusting!

by Join Free November 26, 2016

tabloid smear

A sensationally ugly piece of garbage that has no life and it burns your eyes to look at.

Damn look at her, she's tabloid smear.
ugly horrific idiotic

by SuperMane July 6, 2016

Bap Smear

The act of when a man uses his penis to smear his seed across a woman's breasts, as if his seed was cream cheese and her breasts were a nice poppyseed bagel.

Yeah, that Erin! She sure enjoyed the bap smear I gave her last week!

by Scattyissues88 March 2, 2017

guillaume simard

A sexy man who attracts girls, oftenly wears glasses. Shoes? hes got alot of them. Loyal, smart. attracted by the girls with cute names, ex: maria, Julie, Sophia.

GIRL: Look at this guy!
GIRL 2 : Hes mine, its guillaume simard

by guisim12 March 15, 2017