Shaleeti!

A non-classy panda from World of Warcraft who is very much a "lolita."

She gets around more than the city bike! Such a Shaleeti!

by Jaydiv March 6, 2013

stale fish

A stale fish is a trick on a snowboard where you get air off a jump and grab your board on your heel edge with your back hand, between your bindings.

Sick Stale Fish on that jump dude!

by SnowboardAddiction.com December 27, 2011

stale

a joke, comment, or phrase that is usually intended to be funny or humorous but isn't

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

Stale Donut

Cum onto an asshole and let it dry on. Then fuck said asshole after it's kind of like a stale glazed donut.

Gave that bitch a stale donut for her birthday. Feels good man.

by Henry Gerbenmeizer February 21, 2011

Stale Bread

People who lack the capability to express themselves; who have the emotional range of a piece of celery. They are often dry and don't say much. They may socialize but while they do they look as if they left their brain at home; they are impassive. They will definitely leave you on read. When they do show emotions it's like rain after a drought, refreshing and much needed.

Do you know David? He's such a stale bread man, he never smiles.

by N. Mani May 29, 2019

Shatlet

A shatlet is a small, relatively round piece of dookie that is expelled easily, and sometimes at a high projectile rate. Similar to a dinkleberry, the shatlet doesn't get caught in anal hair and is easily dropped off at the pool.

"Hey man did you see those shatlets laying in the corner?" "Yeah, but they weren't shatlets, they were rat turds."

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Stalebait

A sexual partner well past their prime. The polar opposite of Jailbait.

I'm not going down to the Wellie Park, it's full of stalebait

by theshane September 22, 2007