Sholk

Mad but also got spooked

My friend scared me and I was Sholked And got so mad but scared

by Flawlie April 12, 2023

Shelter Island,N.Y.

A place where “the locals” (people who have permanently lived there all or most of their lives) absolutely fucking despise tourists. Like they are ABSOLUTELY NOT welcome there.

“GET OFF OUR GODDAMN ISLAND YOU CITY ASSES YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK ON SHELTER ISLAND ANYMORE!” Says everyone I know from Shelter Island,N.Y.

by I KAN SPEEL August 25, 2023

Spunk Shelter

A wanton woman's willing hole to deposit male sperm.

I emptied a big load in her spunk shelter.

by FriskynFeisty July 25, 2009

Hangover Shelter

A nice place to be during a hangover. Generally characterized as having blankets hung over windows as curtains, dark-colored and/or eggcartoned walls, cool temperature, futons, couches, ceiling fans and several other low-key features that would otherwise go unloved.

Friend: (on phone) Hey, man! Wanna have breakfast at <bar name> with meh?

You: Nah, I'm all cozy in my hangover shelter...

by probablynot December 13, 2010

zoë shelton

The most perfect,hottest,fine,beautiful,loving,perfect girl in the world

zoë shelton is just so perfect nobody is like her in the world

by tjkgreen18 October 28, 2021

Zoë Shelton

THE MOST PERFECT BEAUTIFUL HOT LOVING PERFECT GIRL IN THE UNIVERSE

Travis always talks about how perfect Zoë Shelton is for him

by tjkgreen18 October 28, 2021

Your Grandfather a Shlother

Even worse than Your granny tranny and your dad lesbian combined. Whenever used, it will end a planets life of any choice it chooses.

Kris: Pass me the chips or your mom gay
Shally: No get it yourself. Your dad lesbian and your granny tranny combined.
Kris: Your Grandfather a Shlother.
Shally: *explodes along with another planet into the depths of space*

by PooPooHead76 March 15, 2018