sholto 

A term for someone who enjoys running after minging townie bitches. Named after a friend of mine whos one fault was to do exactly this.

aww, steven, you're being a sholto again. She mings!

sholto by Alex Baker February 25, 2004

sholto 

sholto likes to play silly games and call people fools, he has no friends except fortnite and pornhub

ughhh ur such a sholto

sholto by lololoololollol November 7, 2018

Sholto 

a beautiful substitute teacher in a school in the uk - slang. a childlike mince pie of a man with stunning PEERZARC paragraph skills and trumpet-playing skills.

Most commonly says “ummm”.

Despite being specialised in English, cannot write for the life of him
A bad writing idea commonly referred to as “sholtan”
Roadman name: sholtzz2trappy

Set 8 student: *if I can improve Sholto’s work that’s a new low*
Sholto: *ummm…*

Sholto by metaphorical_steven April 6, 2022

Sholto 

So into bikes he may as well be one.

‘What did you do on the weekend Sholto?’

‘Went on a 1,00,000km bike ride’

Sholto by squidddy May 16, 2025

Dirty Sholto 

The act of stopping just prior to climax during sex and blasting sugar babes on the Bluetooth speaker so loud that the vibrations make your partner orgasm

I honestly thought he wasn’t going to pull out, but then he hit me with a dirty sholto

Dirty Sholto by Kayized December 5, 2022

Shoto todoroki 

Pepsi can, Canada’s flag, half and half, icy hot.

He’s a boi who has daddy issues and is scared of kettles because his mom burnt his face.

Person 1: Who’s Shoto Todoroki

Anime fan: You mean icy hot?

Shoto todoroki by pudgegoesoof April 21, 2019

Earl Shilton 

Earl Shilton is home of the drug dealers and where the word STD'S began. Most of the girls have got a BTEC level 1 hair and beauty from the underachieving college William Bradford. All earl shilton is full with is hair dressers or takeaways. If you don't want to get stabbed then I advise you to stay away from hollow park, this park is full of fuck boys and chavs.

Person 1: Where do you get weed from?
Person 2: Go to Earl Shilton

Earl Shilton by lad123456789 May 24, 2016