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Tip Sipping 

When a guy has the incredible flexibility to suck his own dick, only a true legend can master the art of tip sipping
Guy 1: bro I wish I could be getting a blow job right now
Guy 2: wtf why don't you just start tip sipping
Guy1: are u joking only legends can do that shit
Tip Sipping by Ilivforoddfuture April 25, 2013

Protest Shopping 

A Socially Acceptable term for the age old but degrading term LOOTING, which carries negative connotations for those who participate in such activities.
"Yo Ur Honor, I dunno why WE wuz uhrestid fo LOOTIN'...We wuz just doin' a little Protest Shopping, datz all!"
Protest Shopping by danofiremano November 27, 2014

Midnight Shopping 

When a person goes to old, abandoned houses at night and finds antiques or other items and takes them home as av"souvenir ".
Look at this amazing antique record player my friend, Paul, found when he was out midnight shopping.

shopping cart hockey

wreckless people that go in the parking lot of stores with shopping carts and push the carts with their vehicles into a side of the parking lot designated as the goal, it is illegal, but fun
I wrecked my moped playing shopping cart hockey when I hit the moving cart head on.

women be shopping 

a phrase used to describe the strange/abnormal/inexplicable things women sometimes do.
Erick: Yo man my ex gf just texted me sayin she wanted to come over and shave my back hair and listen to me purr like a walrus then two minutes later she called me and told me to go fly a kite.

Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.
women be shopping by crazycyrax February 20, 2009

Outlet Shopping 

When your cell phone, iPod or computer battery is just about to die, and you are engaged in a frantic hunt for an electrical socket to plug it into at an airport, you're "outlet shopping".
"Man, my phone gave up the ghost at LaGuardia, and I was outlet shopping for 15 minutes 'cos none of these geeks would let me plug in..."
Outlet Shopping by Uncle Des June 27, 2009