The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.
by RJ Wells December 12, 2006
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boy 1: "Dude did you hear about Dan?"
boy 2: "No man, what happened?"
boy 1: "Well i have some bad news...he's dating Jessica."
boy 2: "Dude! She's fucking ugly!"
boy 1: "I know man, he settled, he could have had Tabby."
boy 2: "What a dumbass. Lets go make fun of his Settling Relationship."
boy 2: "No man, what happened?"
boy 1: "Well i have some bad news...he's dating Jessica."
boy 2: "Dude! She's fucking ugly!"
boy 1: "I know man, he settled, he could have had Tabby."
boy 2: "What a dumbass. Lets go make fun of his Settling Relationship."
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