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Smelly Shelly

The name of your penis the next morning when you wake up to take a piss. You forgot you got anal the night before and the smell hits you like a “shit” ton of bricks.
Babe I am not sucking your dick before you get rid of that smelly Shelly.
by Iggy54 July 15, 2022
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Shelby

She is stuck in the middle of the popular/loserz group. She just wants to make everyone happy but it will eventually backfire. Shelby thinks she is really pretty and good at singing but everyone knows she really...isn't. This girl needs a MAKEOVER!
Person 1: Hay, Shelby! Your soooooo pretty!
Shelby: I know! I get that a lot......
Person 1: Oh.......
by BarbieGirl45678 January 1, 2012
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shelby

noun. Someone who is unwanted by nature, of or relating to a gay dog.
Suzy, a shelby baby, was unloved by her parents who always viewed her as a mistake.

Your dog Spike is such a shelby, it has not stopped humping Bob since we arrived home.
by rolive March 22, 2009
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Shelby's Law

Shelby's Law states that all women are selfish whores or liars.

It should be noted that some women can be whores and not liars, such as prostitutes, and vise versa, with Nuns.
Bruce: "My girlfriend just got drunk and cheated on me with some douchebag and won't even admit it to me.
Alan: "Shelby's law, dude. Shelby's law."
by MoistCowboy August 5, 2010
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Shelby

A name. Typically the spawn of Satan. Loves to make people miserable and as unhappy as her abilities let possible. Widely unliked by many. Obnoxious beyond comprehension.
"Shelby, will you please go away!?"
"Shelby, you are driving me insane!!"
by xxprettyxxoddxx June 12, 2009
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shelly dunc

shelly dunc is when someone shells the dunc or goes to duncville
that was so shelly dunc.
by antwian reves May 8, 2008
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shellbutch

A female derivative with criterion which migrated from a Bosnian cult. The word was used primarily during verbal jousting sessions. It is what was said after one had been conchocleaed, if you will. If you wont then remember that mechanry is the finaglers key.
"Pass me my shellbutch." - the speaker is pointing at a mobile verbal device, once again, if you will. If you wont, point at anything. (this word must be used in a female genre contextual clue, if you will)
by I wanna J(oust)i December 19, 2008
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