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semi

the state of a penis which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. It will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning sexy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing.
"why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?"

"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."
by MintyLeila June 29, 2005
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selmir

hes very attractive and could make anyone laugh. he has the brightest blue eyes ever, there so pretty. he also has a beautiful smile that he never likes to show. hes a ladies man and can get almost any girl but hes in love with one and he has been for quite some time. hes just amazing.
by lovvvvve cu September 20, 2011
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semi-boner

When ones penis is no longer erect, possibly either after blowing ones load, or just losing an erection. A semi-boner is often used for playfully slapping ones friends in the face while they sleep for a hilariously good time.
To try and piss my friend off, I got a semi-boner and helicoptered it around in his face.
by BLICK12 May 4, 2006
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10. Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word, Elton John.

Answer to a difficult question where multiple guesses have been made but none are correct. Can often bring about a "Heh" if used sparingly.
by Anonymous April 1, 2003
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seeing

To be engaged in a romantic relationship with another person,either exclusively or non-exclusively.Dating.
John is 'seeing' Jane or Bill is 'seeing' Tom.
by Chris August 17, 2003
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seems legit

a sarcastic response to obvious fraudulent activity or false claims
Bernie Madoff: "Let me help your investments grow!"
SEEMS LEGIT

Government: "9/11 was not an inside job!"
SEEMS LEGIT

The Fed: "The forefathers of America were terrorists!"
SEEMS LEGIT
by SKaREO April 29, 2013
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Seeing Each Other Naked

Seeing each other naked is a relationship status which is in the middle ranges between friends with benefits and being in a relationship. It involves somewhat more of a emotional connection than simply sleeping together but without all the obligations of a proper relationship. It can be either exclusive or non-exclusive.
Person 1: "So what are we doing exactly? Cause I kinda like you but I'm not quite sure I want to date you"
Person 2: "Well we could just be friends with benefits but I think it should be something more..."
Person 1: "Well we could just being seeing each other naked."
Person 2: "that works"
by GeniusTitleCreator March 4, 2010
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