scrudding

Fucking somebody up their nose.

girl:scrud me im horny
boy:are you sure, i don't think it will fit up there
girl:i can use my snot as a lubricant

boy starts scrudding the girl

by Andyrewpie July 12, 2006

Screaming Nun

The art of double fisting a girl.

Step 1: Place palms of both hands together in a praying like formation.
Step 2: Insert praying hands into intended female's vagina.
Step 3: In a swift movement, without hesitating, make praying hands into a brain shape.
Step 4: Start pumping like there's no tomorrow.
Step 5: Rinse and repeat.

Meagan enjoys when I engage her in the Screaming Nun. She always begs me for more.

by Pretty_Pony April 13, 2010

Screaming Eagle

Five dudes, one chick, three holes, two hands. Flap those arms and scream like an eagle.

Jeff: I put it in her ass.
Pete: I put it in her pussy.
John: I put it in her mouth.
Chris: She grabbed my cock.
Steve: She grabbed my cock too.

Girl who got screaming eagled: KAAAAWWWW!

by PTouch August 25, 2010

Screaming Gorilla

The act of a male shaving his pubic hair, holding the shaved hairs in his hand, and then proceeding to have intercourse from behind with a female. When the male is near climax, he flips the female over on her back and ejaculates all over her chest. He then throws his shaved hairs on her chest and hopes that they will stick while he gives a loud gorilla call and pounds his chest like King-Kong.

Kim's roomate was amazed at the amount of hair in the tub after Kim had showered until she found out Kim's boyfriend, Larry, had given her a screaming gorilla.

by Taint McReynolds September 20, 2008

Strumming

Jacking off

Shes so hot i think im gonna start strumming my self

by RoadMan420 February 5, 2018

Strumming the guitar

A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.

Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)

Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.

by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009

screaming yips

noun: a condition, in which a person or animal spontaneously lurches into spasmodic movements consistent with a baby calf which appears to be kicking with its hind legs at a swarm of flies which aren't there; vocalization that is sharp and loud accompanies this action. The duration of this condition is seconds to minutes.

One teacher: "How are your kids today?"
Other teacher answers: "Shit, man, they've got the screaming yips. I'm about to lose my shit!"
First teacher, "Holy Jesus on a Stick, I have them next period!"

by Smacfoo November 19, 2004