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scrood

When a person is more screwed than usual
Hey Will, what are you working on?
Just this ridiculous English homework.
HA, SCROOD!
by Jing-Mei February 15, 2015
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Scroogled

When one is falsely convinced by Microsoft's e-mail, Outlook, that Gmail is hazardous and invasive of their privacy, even though they aren't.
Joe: Dude! I heard that Gmail reads everything you write! I don't feel secure using Gmail anymore.
Bob: Nobody at Google reads your emails. Microsoft is just stirring up trouble.
Joe: Oh.
Bob: You just got Scroogled.
by Almighty Ugly Green One February 28, 2013
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scrooge mcduck

evil twin of Donald Duck and uncle to 3 other ducks named huey, duey and louie. made the stovepipe hat cool. i believe Slash, of Guns n' Roses/ Velvet Revolver, stole the idea of wearing a stovepipe hat from Scrooge McD.
Slash: "hey Axl, i'm gonna wear a stovepipe hat from now on..."
Axl Rose: "Wow man, awesome!! why?"
Slash: "cos i wanna be like Scrooge McDuck and Marc Bolan!"
by failure33object April 24, 2005
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Ebanezer Scrooge

The Ebanezer Scrooge(Action)-A sexual act preformed on Christmas eve.


Procedure-

Step 1.On Christmas eve of any given year, take the milk and cookies normally placed on the mantle for Santa Clause off the mantle.

Step 2. Bring them to a sexually arousing place with your Female partner.

Step 3. Place your woman on her head and pour the milk into her vagina

Step 4. Dip the cookies into the milk and eat them with much enjoyment.

Verb for of the word or phrase- "Scroogeing"
"Oh hunnie, its so cold out, wanna do The Ebanezer Scrooge?"

or

"Damn baby, Christmas eve really makes me wanna Scrooge"
by My Brees Suck February 27, 2009
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Scrotor

The scrotor is a miserable and pitied creature. It is not liked by anyone and the scariest part is there may be more than one. The scrotor can be easily identified by it's love for flexing. The scrotor takes off it's shirt and flexes with one arm when it is scared, sad, happy, lonely or bored.
That scrotor is a punk ass bitch, always flexin but where's the muscle?
by TheJ0ker May 15, 2005
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scroodle berry

i pleasured that woman's scroodle berry all night
by derek August 25, 2004
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scrooge

Having sex with a female with protection and then leaving right afterwards and taking the condom with you because of fear of woman trying to get pregnant with stagnant sperm.
Brian: how did it go with that chick last night dude?
Kevin: It was awesome, but she's crazy so I scrooged.
Brian: Totally understandable.
by tollyhobro November 28, 2011
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