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Scratch That Dirty Neck

'Your so poor I threw a rock through your window and broke all your furniture."

Response:
"Damn, you better scratch that dirty neck."
by Freezee C August 4, 2007
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Scratch and Sniff

The art of scratching someones sunburnt nose then farting in their face. Causing irritating pain and forcing them to smell your ass.
Alex got one hell of a sunburn so i had to preform a scratch and sniff
by jwiggyslpooge69 November 25, 2011
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scratch paper

The act of cumming on a girls back till there is a puddle at the base of her back then dipping your dick into the puddle and doing your homework on her to save paper.
Hey girl, can I use you as scratch paper?
by dabrews April 12, 2017
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Scratch n' Sniff

While a man is receiving oral, if the person doing the deed is a heavy breather through the nose and then scrapes the penis, that is called a Scratch n' Sniff.
by J3hst3r September 3, 2010
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Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears

The act of masturbating to Star Wars, especially the non-human actors. As seen on iSketch.
Person 1: Awe man, I was watching Star Wars last night. The Twi'lek got me so hot, I had to Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears.
Person 2: *Just looks at Person 1 Awkwardly*
by SexyJonesy March 1, 2012
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scratch.mit.edu

A site where you can code extremely easily, by connecting blocks, but most importantly, you can get banned on there very easily.
People can get banned for:
- Participating in the forums
- Saying "WTH"
- Mentioning other people
- Saying literally anything that can be took as offensive in any subtle way
User: This person hacked the database, please ban them!
Alert: You have been banned from scratch.mit.edu permanently for mentioning other Scratchers.
by Ondrashek06 October 15, 2020
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scratch not itch want

1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.
One should not deny his desires lest he scratch not itch want.
by ad-92129 March 26, 2011
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