chart-staring

Focusing intently on a subject without any ability to affect it.

Patricia is chart-staring at crude oil again.

by Lou Costello May 24, 2007

wiener sparring

the act of two men, fully erect, spar (fight ) with their wieners, until one man begs gives up.

Angry with each other over a recent dispute, Steven and Christopher decided to solve it by wiener sparring. Christopher won and Steven limped away ashamed of his insufficient wiener

by Big Timber 69 April 19, 2009

Psychic Staring

(n.) The sense one gets when they feel they are being stared at by someone or something not directly in their field of vision.

Girl: "It was weird Maggie, I turned around and he was just staring at me!"

Maggie: "Sounds like Psychic Staring."

by CharissesPieces July 3, 2012

Spartan Staring Contest

A staring contest between two Spartans. It is indeed the most intense of staring contests.

"What are Leonidas and Chief doing?"
"Oh shit, that's a spartan staring contest, we should leave."
"Why?"
"Because you don't want to find out what happens when one of them loses..."

by SpartansNeverDie December 26, 2013

Cherry Stirring

to finger a girl while she's on her period.

One time this drunk girl didn't tell me she was on her period when we were hooking up, I didn't care so I started cherry stirring her.

by medusaaf July 17, 2015

The Starving Musicians Fund

noun
a local band based in Ipswich, Massachusetts that plays loud alternative-rock songs.

TIMMAYYYYYY

person one: “dude have you been to one of the starving musicians fund’s gigs before? they’re a solid band!”
person two: “yeah they’re litty like a titty.”
person one: “do you follow them on instagram @thestarvingmusiciansfund ?”
person two: “no i’ll do that right now!”

by TheCourtlixGirl October 9, 2018

Bitch Sparring

Bitch sparring is defined purely by any amount of ppl - predominantly and respectively, just 2..... please ! Vocally roasting one another ,ie
“Bitch sparring ?”
“Yeah “

“I mean they’ re bitch sparring!”
Fighting with words like bitches!!

They proper bitch sparring!!

by keZ007G October 12, 2018