Sharp

To be aware of something, replacing the phrase " I know right"

Dawkon : Breyana is a hoe

Tyrell : I'm already sharp

by Lefifi May 11, 2014

Sharp Farts

A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.

“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!

“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”

by Chauncey McLoggins September 16, 2021

haley sharpe

haley sharpe is a beautiful women that everybody falls for.she is a very sensitive person but is very caring.to her long beautiful hair to her perfect body.her smile lights up the whole room. haley is a special person.

‘is that haley sharpe?’
‘yup. that’s my girlfriend’

by ashton.erlewine May 30, 2021

The Pencil Sharpener

Too give oral sex with captain crunch in mouth

She gave him the pencil sharpener till he was raw.

by bigjackhauf February 7, 2015

Kentucky Pencil Sharpener

A vagina that is so diseased, it'd be healthier to fuck a pencil sharpener.

Xander: Bro, Miranda is so hot. I would pay good money to hook up with her.
Grayson: Nah man, big Pete got with her last week and said she's got a Kentucky Pencil Sharpener. He's been icing his junk ever since.
Xander: God damn...

by Ichabod's_Cumslave May 18, 2016

sharpie

Permanent marker used for the sole purpose to write on somebody's face when they have passed out(i.e. black hawk down) usually if they are so intoxicated or high.

Steve: Hey! Matt just passed out!
Chad: SWEET! I'll go get the sharpie.

The Next Day...
Matt: WTF! Steve! Chad! I'm gonna kick your asses!

by Gts976 January 3, 2009

sharp as an apple

An apple, being spherical and smooth, is one of the least sharp objects one could find. The phrase "sharp as an apple" therefore means that the subject is slow mentally. An idiot. It can also be used in a self-deprecating manner whenever someone comments on your failures, though typically it helps if you don't actually believe you are.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think would happen if I stuck my hand in this blender and turned it on?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?

by Turkey Boy February 27, 2008