smurf batter

(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut

amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.

smurf batter by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007

Smurf Kiss 

is when you are taking a crap in a porto shitter and the splashes up and touches your ass!

My white underwear were blue from a smurf kiss.

Smurf Kiss by Jeff Segelke March 10, 2008

smurfsticles 

Blue Balls

I have the worst case of smurfsticles. I need a smurfette to help me out.

smurfsticles by virtualmichael August 13, 2011

Smurfin the Gherkin 

When a lady (smurfette) gives a guy a blow job with such enthusiasm she goes blue in the face due to holding her breath/being unable to breath.

Dude, she was so good at blow jobs she never came up for air, she's ace at smurfin the gherkin!

Smurfin the Gherkin by ireallyshouldknowbetterbynow August 5, 2012

Smurfdick

When you’ve been drinking blue food colouring laced alcoholic beverages all night, and you suck your boyfriends cock short thereafter and he wakes up in the morning with a blue peen.

I sucked my mans cock last night after my food colouring laced beverage ... he woke up with a big ol’ smurfdick !

Smurfdick by StickyNicky87 February 17, 2018

Smurf Cabbage 

A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."

Smurf Cabbage by Shabanga95 February 13, 2019

Smurf layers 

A quasi-sexual inside joke with your professor.

I know they have some Smurf layers, just look at the chemistry between those two

Smurf layers by SpaceyK January 3, 2021