poop shaming

The act of shaming a person or animal for their defecation.
I don't like to take dumps at Brian's house. All he does is poop shame me afterwards. It's total poop shaming.
by Le pew pew March 18, 2016
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Joke Shaming

When someone doesn't find a joke that you make funny, or they find it offensive and proceed to start a social media campaign to silence you.
I made a joke about a current event and that website is Joke Shaming me.
by ReddieToGo August 13, 2014
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Shameful shower

Taking a shower after going the bathroom, because you are all out of toilet paper.
I'm too lazy to go to the store, so after my morning shit, I had to take a shameful shower.
by urbandictionaryuser19372 January 06, 2012
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shame prostitute

a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.

similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.

shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
by sheepmeeper January 08, 2012
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Turn of Shame

When you participate and win a street race, the car you were racing makes a turn on the next street without acknowledging your win with a thumbs up or anything of that kind.
I was going to race him again, but he made the turn of shame!
by Mish R3 February 22, 2012
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Masturbation Shame

An intense feeling of self hatred and shame one will receive after masturbating, often when they have masturbated to something that may be considered deviated or weird.
The feeling I get after I masturbate to intense Triple Fisting is referred to as Masturbation Shame.
by David Daunt July 15, 2016
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Dick shaming

Dick shaming is when women (mostly teenage girls with no concept of sex) complaining about the dick size of a man.
Brenda tweeted to her friends about her boyfriends penis size, totally dick shaming him.
by Dick York January 12, 2018
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