The name for the remaining roll of toilet paper after someone has wiped their ass with it and then rolled it back up rather than tearing it off and flushing it.
by ShitDoctor April 27, 2010
A theory about what happens after death. According to this theory, when a person dies, they are not judged by a god or higher power, but by an ancient scroll that falls from the darkness. The scroll contains every action they’ve ever taken good and bad and the soul is forced to relive all their mistakes and moments of cruelty. If they lived with kindness, they fade away peacefully. But if they lived selfishly or hurt others, they are trapped forever, endlessly reliving their wrongdoings in a cycle of regret.
After hearing about The Scroll of Judgment Theory, I’m starting to think that all the bad stuff I’ve done might come back to haunt me when I die
by pseudonymXYX February 09, 2025
by clubcrack November 04, 2009
The feeling of regret after having wasted far too much time scrolling aimlessly over social networks instead of spending the time doing something productive.
"I’ve got serious scroll shame today. I just spent 25 minutes scrolling and falling down one clickbait rabbit hole after another. I could have got so much done already but now I’m out of time".
by Stivchik December 15, 2017
"Stop scrolling" is a request that never works. If somebody says "stop scrolling" to you, you won't.
Terrifying white woman: "Stop scrolling, veryuselessperson78!"
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."
And then the dog came in.
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."
And then the dog came in.
by TesTy_DaBlockz July 08, 2024
You’re so scroll happy you moved my screen to the top of the page.
Stop doing that with your scroll happy self you aren’t even looking at the videos.
Stop doing that with your scroll happy self you aren’t even looking at the videos.
by GreenSoulChara September 12, 2023
Dead C-Scroll is ready to roll.
by Diego November 13, 2003