James: man twitter is a mess, any time you disagree with one community, they jump on you and call you a bigot
David: let me guess, the conspiracy theorists or the scrambled-letter syndicate?
David: let me guess, the conspiracy theorists or the scrambled-letter syndicate?
by BurntBattleBagel June 18, 2024
If he hadn’t have done his homework so fast the teacher wouldn’t have accused him of completing it scrambly
by JezzaPezza December 26, 2020
by Dugan Champaign April 17, 2020
The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.
We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!
by tbergman July 13, 2011
Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
by bear shaver July 13, 2021
by newtonsApple March 06, 2012
To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.
Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.
by vertigh0st September 12, 2021