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coat hanger scramble

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.
Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"
by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021
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AKS Scramble

When you and four of your friends are tag teaming a girl and you all shoot your own shot but then play your own balls into the hole.
"Hey Shamus! Did you and Karl run the AKS Scramble on that girl last night?" - Larry
"Yea brother, Karl started in first and then we both played our balls into the hole." - Shamus
"Whoa" - Larry
by Richard Hasherpes September 21, 2022
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AKS Scramble

When you and four of your friends are with a girl and one person shoots his shot first and then you all play your own balls into the hole.
"Hey Shamus, did you the boys run the AKS Scramble on that girl last night?" - Larry
"Yea man, Karl played his shot first and then we all played our balls into the hole!" - Shamus
"Whoa bro, huzzah!" - Larry
by Richard Hasherpes September 22, 2022
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scrambled time

The timeline that is mixed up in different and unique orders causing a muliversal imbalance, this is only time travelers or sci-fi writers will find this timeline useful.
Loki almost scrambled time and the entirety of the universe itself!
by 1m1m0 September 27, 2022
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Sconnie Scramble

When a Wisconsite scrambles eggs by vigorously clapping together his, her, or their asscheeks.
Baby darling: “oh Ron, I’m really craving a Sconnie Scramble after that hayride.”

Ron: “No problem baby darling, I’ll get right to shaking my moneymaker!”
by William Fuckner January 14, 2022
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scrambled my yolk

to partake in sexual intercourse. Synonyms: penetrate, rearrange guts ect
girl: omg he totally scrambled my yolk last night it was cray….
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk
by greg boston 34 October 30, 2021
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