silf

Son I'd like to fuck.

Did you see the silf wearing the letter jacket having dinner with his parents???

by Steven Faye Castro Valdez April 19, 2006

SILF

sheep i'd like to fuck

pratshan: wow look, a pink SILF i've never seen one of those before
frankesky: bugger off you butters minger. UGLYYYYY. mmmm that is a nice SILF though =

by natttt =] January 4, 2008

Scalfer

A person who is a loser i.e. Someone who has no life except for playing video games.

Yo, your homoass bro is such a scalfer...tell him to get a fucking life!

by Jasper Wilson December 17, 2003

SILF

Smiley I'd Like (to) Fuck.

That emoticon is a total SILF.

by Trololololololololololol SILF August 25, 2011

silf

Soldiers I'd Like To Fuck. Instead of Milf' civilians outside the military use the term SILF when wanting to fuck a soldier.

The woman in the bar sees a soldier and says' I want to fuck him. Women that want to fuck soldiers or troops call them SILFs.

by Italiansports November 3, 2009

silf

Skinhead id like (to) fuck x x x

Blondie: babe look---SILF!!
Brunette: no babe not for me
Blondie:fook off id do him anyday!

by lolarainbow September 26, 2010

sciff

Somebody who is mindbogglingly stupid.

"You're a fuckin' sciff mate!"

by LilMissBubbly August 3, 2015