ricer

a car that 1) has a park bench mounted on their trunk 2) has a whale tail mounted on the trunk 3) has less torque than my 1-10 scale electric powered RC car 4) cuts people off on the highway

hey rice boy, why did you buy that park bench, u could just go steal one at night - punks

by Andrew November 23, 2004

ricker

A Seattle radio "personality" who is a complete douche, talks like a Fucktard and has such horrible bits as "Chinese Pizza" and "Rubber Chicken"

Hey my gangley gangster, did you happen to catch that douche Ricker today on the radio my brown? 'das right chk-it.

by Sedgewick James July 3, 2007

ricer redneck

a person with bad taste and little knowledge of nice cars that believes they can join the "import scene" with their busted-ass cars (usually a slow domestic or very old import). they proceed to then add usually cheap (see: American Products Company) aftermarket parts to include loud mufflers, the biggest cheapest spoiler, windshield washer LED's, altezza tailights, light up tire valves, an array of stickers from companies who wouldn't even talk to them about sponsorship, and maybe even nice rims. these individuals will drive arround in their junk cars and believe they are cool and chicks/guys are checking out their cool cars when in fact they are glad they aren't in the car with them being laughed at also.

cool guy 1: man, did you hear that ricer redneck drive by?
cool guy 2: how could i not? it sounded like he was driving a weed-eater at full throttle. i think he was late for work at the taco bell again.

by Big D October 7, 2004

ricer

Any car which was designed to go slow (i.e. civic's, neon's, cavaliers', integra's, etc) which has been modified to even go slower. (i.e. wings, altezzas, ugly rims, stickers, body kits)

Ricer = the downfall of society.

by rice hater April 14, 2006

ricer metal

The style of music that is enjoyed by ricers. Just as ricers have slow, purely aesthetic cars, ricer metal, i.e. mallcore or nu - metal is equally lacking in substance, uniqueness, and talent. One should not be surprised that an individual with such a laughable car would listen to such an abomination of metal.

Hahaha, that ricer is blasting ricer metal, and it's barely audible over his 5" fart can muffler!

by Danger02 November 6, 2008

ricerider

A girl that only fucks asian guys.

Guy: So what kinda guys are you into ;)

Girl: Asians, I'm a ricerider;)

by Amar Jones November 14, 2010

rixter

To be so awesome that anyone near or around them are made awesome as well. Awesome by association.

Enemies cower in fear of the rixter.

That ride is so rixter.

by actuaryaccident July 22, 2016