by richyrichyrichy June 19, 2021
Get the Living Retardism mug.This is the Latino waiter that comes to your table at a Mexican restaurant who does not seem to speak English, and even their Spanish is incomprehensible. The make no sense, mumble in what should be English, but may be Spanish and leave you with the feeling that you are not going to get anything near what your ordered.
Gender: masculine
Reference: TV series "I Love Lucy" character, "Ricky Ricardo"
Etymology:
“Richard the Lion-Hearted”; “Richard Coeur de Lion”) 1157–99, king of England 1189–99.
1480–90; < L retardāre to delay, protract, equiv. to re- re- + tardāre to loiter, be slow, deriv. of tardus slow; see tardy
Gender: masculine
Reference: TV series "I Love Lucy" character, "Ricky Ricardo"
Etymology:
“Richard the Lion-Hearted”; “Richard Coeur de Lion”) 1157–99, king of England 1189–99.
1480–90; < L retardāre to delay, protract, equiv. to re- re- + tardāre to loiter, be slow, deriv. of tardus slow; see tardy
The host was efficient and sat us at a nice booth, saying the waiter would be right over. Little did we know it would be a Ricky Retardo! His English was a mix of nonsequitor words, but fortunately I speak Spanish. Unfortunately, I cannot understand the Ricky Retardo's Spanish any better than his English! Am I getting a side dish of refried beans? Or just the beans? I am not sure...
by jubchuQun December 3, 2009
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A spazz, someone who is retarded;You act like you fill sorry for them, but talk shit behind there back.
by Chadd March 18, 2004
Get the Retardilio mug.by fidelity_is_not_my_thing December 14, 2008
Get the Retardify mug.when a piece of supposedly cutting edge technology designed to help you fails to act in the appropriate manner causing frustration and annoyance.
I set my new wireless Alarm clock this morning and it never went off
Dude that alarm clock is retardis.
Dude that alarm clock is retardis.
by Culchie_giant November 6, 2010
Get the Retardis mug.Hav u ever came home with no pants on?, ran around a baseball field naked?, smashed holes in som poor girls ceiling?, kicked a pillow case for 1/2 a mile?, pretended u were a taxi in a 2door coupe?, rocked a yamicah nd read the torah?, or tried to rip down and a stall b/c ur friend wanted to take it home????....well then u my friend have been retardified. Being retardified is being in a state of mind of retarded.... you especially know your are retearditfied when ur boy spuds admitts to being boofed last weekend
I drank so much, im retardified
I smoked so much , im retardified
I snorted so much, im retardified
I enjected so much , im retardified
If u hav done any of the above, congradulate urself, u were once retardified
I smoked so much , im retardified
I snorted so much, im retardified
I enjected so much , im retardified
If u hav done any of the above, congradulate urself, u were once retardified
by billy and bob November 9, 2007
Get the retardified mug.A special type of the (Homo Sapiens Sapiens) also known as the modern human, this specimen has a limited vocabulary, only being capable of speaking words like "refund, manager, and free", while being able to parrot some other words. They are an extremely demanding specimen who are ill mannered, short tempered and are best kept at a safe distance, and anyone unfortunate enough to encounter them in the wild should make sure to keep a good distance from them if possible. Should you be unlucky enough to encounter one while possessing a job in the service industry, the best way to deal with them is to follow your training, remaining calm at all times and if the situation doesn’t sort itself, get backup from a manager.
*Karen at the clothes store*
Karen: I have a 50% off coupon for this, * hands over coupon*.
Cashier: I’m sorry Miss, but this coupon is only valid for Men’s wear at full price which would make this more expensive than this already is, since this is at a 60% clearance sale, in addition this coupon expired last week.
Karen: But I couldn’t make it last week so I called to ask if it could be extended and I got a yes to that.
Cashier: Well I’m sorry but we can’t give extensions without a managers approval.
*Karen gets frustrated and starts screaming at the cashier that she needs this at 110% off, and makes a big scene. A couple of customers behind her, an Aussie with his bird as well as his best friend stands in line watching the commotion unfold*
Aussie: Hey, that Karen looks a lot like a Scremus Retardis Kerenis right?
Best friend: Yeah, I didn’t think I’d be able to see one in the wild, it’s amazing how she can actually act like that, I would’ve died of embarrassment if my wife acted like that.
Karen: I have a 50% off coupon for this, * hands over coupon*.
Cashier: I’m sorry Miss, but this coupon is only valid for Men’s wear at full price which would make this more expensive than this already is, since this is at a 60% clearance sale, in addition this coupon expired last week.
Karen: But I couldn’t make it last week so I called to ask if it could be extended and I got a yes to that.
Cashier: Well I’m sorry but we can’t give extensions without a managers approval.
*Karen gets frustrated and starts screaming at the cashier that she needs this at 110% off, and makes a big scene. A couple of customers behind her, an Aussie with his bird as well as his best friend stands in line watching the commotion unfold*
Aussie: Hey, that Karen looks a lot like a Scremus Retardis Kerenis right?
Best friend: Yeah, I didn’t think I’d be able to see one in the wild, it’s amazing how she can actually act like that, I would’ve died of embarrassment if my wife acted like that.
by Mikkebak July 24, 2021
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