1. (Adjective): A quality of abject
stupidity, describing one's essence, or their actions.
2. (Noun): A culture of idiocy. One in which its constituents continue to succeed because of their stupidity, not despite of it.
3. (Noun): A term of endearment or insult, intentionally separate from the term "
retard". Retardio has none of the past baggage that "
retard" does, since it was never used formally/informally to address the mentally disabled population.
4. (Noun) A term of salutation/signoff, used to conclude a long, typed rant or soliloquy online. Adopted and made famous by the financial markets personality "TradingAxe" in his signature style of Twitter posting.
5. (Adjective) Intended to describe and exclaim
wild extravagance.
1.Example: "Jon is absolutely retardio. How did he manage to get his wiener bitten by a Northern Pike on a fishing trip?"
2.Example: "Long live Retardio! I blacked out from
heavy barbiturates in Atlantic City last week. In my stupor, I kept doubling my roulette bets every time I lost using the
Hugo Martingale strategy, and somehow ended up
winning $30,000 at the table."
3.Example: "Yo! What's up my Retardio! I ran into your
sister last week at Arby's."
4.Example: "Study Martha Stuart. A woman who made a FORTUNE by trading securities on hot tips for years, under the guise of earning income through her disarming personal brand as a homemaker. Her minute
prison sentence was a small price to pay for the MASSIVE financial empire she was able to construct. And here you are, bragging online, disclosing your personal financial information to STRANGERS by showing off your INSIGNIFICANT trading profits on Twitter.
Retardio"
5.Example: "Bro, did you see that 2006
Bentley Continental parked outside of The Olive Garden? All black, like Bruce
Wayne would drive. That shit looked Retardio!"