Erin Read 

Buff man things so swagalicious

Person one: Yo look at Erin Read she so buff and swag
person two: innit my g so jelous

Erin Read by hexspooder December 23, 2021

keeping me on read 

When you view a text message and don't respond. Keeping the sender in "read" status without a reply.

Why are you keeping me on read? You read my message over two hours ago!

keeping me on read by MomTryingToKeepUp March 17, 2018

Toilet Read 

A Toilet Read is a book or magazine that stays in the bathroom/toilet area and is read when one is sitting on the toilet.

I don't often have time to read books due to my heavy schedule. However I always manage to pick up my "toilet read" and read a few pages every day while I'm on the toilet.

Toilet Read by annieoakley August 30, 2010

see what the lick read 

To get a sense/understanding of what something is

There a a opportunity to make some quick cash but first you check it out to make sure its good for business. You gotta see what the lick read

see what the lick read by bigsouljaeli November 5, 2017

Too long didn't read

A generic, and sometimes humorous, reply to someone who took way too much time describing something, while the description would've been sufficiently clear and complete with less words. The term is both used by impatient kids when they can't concentrate long enough to read more then two sentences, and the more intelligent generation-X poster when the "long post" in question could've been described just as well, but much shorter, this comment can be taken either way.

Also a reply to long, attention-whorey spam topics.

Politically Involved Chap: (long rant about the state of affairs in the presidential houses of middle-west Europe)
Nooblet455: OMG TOO LOGN DIDNT READ!1

SpamClown69: (Long rant about rubber duckies and why he loves to rub his genitals with them)
MatureFolk: Too long, didn't read. Idiot.

Too long didn't read by Grey December 20, 2004

Var-read 

(pronounced: Vair-red)
To leave someone on read, especially at the most unconventional moments.

"So how was your day? <3"
*Read: 3 days ago*

"Oh my god, he just var-read me."
"Really?? You should dump him."

Var-read by KEONFUCIUS February 13, 2017

she didn't even leave me on read 

A most depressing set of circumstances. Sadly there is no way to mend your mistakes. What is done is done. She saw that you wrote her something but didn't even check to see what it was.

Damn, she didn't even leave me on read. Time to sink deeper into depression and rebuild my self-esteem... eventually.

she didn't even leave me on read by Sojourner--- October 10, 2019