Bizarro Pooping

It's when you put poop IN your butt

Tom: "Hey where'd all my shit go?"
Larry: "Meryl was bizarro pooping again!"
Tom: "Merrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyl!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I liked the poop so much, I bizarro pooped right back up dere!"

The toilet wouldn't flush after I pooped, so I had to bizarro poop it, so no one would know about my horrible problem!

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

Cat Pumping

When one is unsatisfied with having sex with humans, they turn to performing hardcore sex acts on cats.

Jim is tired today because he was cat pumping all night long.

by Billy Fear October 17, 2010

pooping

Peeping
On
Other
People

Man 1: This DnD game is so fun.
Man 3: *Loud Breathing*
Man 2:What was that?
Man 1: Michael, stop pooping!

by Doodle McDoodle May 12, 2008

Ping Ploping

The act of ones self attempting to take a shit then quickly placing his head over the toilet and then drinking the splash-back from the dump.

Chuck " You get up to anything last night Dave?"

Dave " I got a right semi on while Ping Ploping"

by AtothePzle April 8, 2008

pooping pillows

the comfortable cushion provided by larger than average ass cheeks while taking a poop

i'd fluff that chicks pooping pillows, nah mean?

by rbem May 22, 2008

pooping argument

The argument people have when they find out other people wipe their ass differently than they do.

"Everyone knows you have to stand up to wipe"
"Aww thats wrong that should be against the law everyone knows you must stay seated"
" I hate having a pooping argument with you"

by Silent do(your mom) good August 31, 2016

Pooping a Keyhole

Shitting in a urinal.

I was at a concert and had to leave a piss, instead i had to duce and got caught Pooping a Keyhole.

by Tony Keyhole June 6, 2017