pontoontang

a really big/fat pussy

Anna Nicole Smith before she got fat = puntang
Anna Nicole Smith on her tv show(aka fat)= pontoon tang

by Ogre December 25, 2004

Ponts Ninjas

The awesomest group of ninjas in the universe. You would be lucky to be invited to join this wonderful group. This group consists of three lead members, the rest are followers. These people find pants they like and "steal" them. Even if they happen to be on a person.

ZOmg, that girls one of the Ponts Ninjas. (you can tell by her mask and the awesomest wacky pants with gomushins)

by pONtZNinja3 September 5, 2006

Pontificator

Noun. One who pontificates.

He/She is such a pontificator. Pontificator's to the "N"th degree, however, never any action.

by D06AT December 1, 2010

Pontius

Pontius Pilate... Somebody who allows something to happen that they could have prevented. Then they reap the benefits.

Somebody who defers responsibility for actions to somebody else and then reaps the benefits. Read the example, it makes more sense.

A: "So-and-so is going to get fired unless you say something!"
B: "That's not my responsibility"
A: "Good attitude, Pontius."

by Caz July 25, 2004

Pontiac Tom

A person who LOVES pontiacs. This type of person's car is black. This type of person always talks about doing stuff to his / her car, but never really seems "to get around to it" nor is able to afford it. Enjoys rubbernecking at accidents, and pretending his car performs well and is naturally better than all other cars (even though it isn't). Also, enjoys spontaneously buying stereo systems for his / her car without consulting anyone with knowledge on it.

Man. Would you look at that Pontiac Tom? What a queer.

by Ajit Kirpekar April 23, 2004

PONTIAC

"Poor Old Niger Thinks Its A Cadillac"
IS what it stands for

"that old Niger is so confused" IS WHAT PONTIAC stands for

by xcadex May 23, 2006

Pontiac 6000

Perfect "teenager's first car." I got mine for my 17th birthday from my uncle. It's the boxiest car you'll ever see. Very easy to gut open and add in aftermarket stereos and starters.

People laugh when they see me start my shitbox P6k in the winter.

by Nameles October 28, 2004