Pandamonium

The chaos that follows after eating Panda Express aka explosive shits

I am experiencing some serious pandamonium after eating Panda Express for breakfast.

by YogurtToss July 27, 2011

panda ass

verb- to steal something from an overpriced university, especially something that isn't for sale like food from the cafeterias or random chairs sitting behind lecture halls.

Hey, Alan- you should totally bring tupperware to dinner with you so we can panda ass some Baja Beef sandwiches from the cafeteria!

by Not TBMcB October 17, 2009

Sexy Panda

Super sexy, super cool (but mostly sexy) person, just like a Panda!

Guy 1: Dude, I was hanging out with a Sexy Panda the other day.

Guy 2: Nice, dude! She's a total score!

by Barcadigamberi July 5, 2012

sexual harassment panda

Teaches the children in South Park about sexual harassment.

And, who lives in peace near the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
Who teaches harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
Do do this, don't touch there..
Don't say that says the silly old bear!
He's come to teach you what's right and wrong..
Sexual Harassment, Panda!

by linzgay July 14, 2005

fancy panda

An extremely fluffy bush. Resembles a "fancy hampster", but a dark color and tendancy to catch or trap lint or other foreign objects. A dead ringer for a wild panda munching on bamboo.

I hooked up last night with a badass girl! Really? Did she have a landing strip, Dorito, or a fancy panda?

by Sweet Al Jones February 11, 2006

Hands of Panda

the dirty, sticky mess that develops on your hands during a meal at Panda Express by a.) lack of silverware or a napkin, b.) pure carelessness

"You need to consider using a napkin or something man because you got major hands of panda right now"

by BNB85 January 30, 2009

Panda-kun

Panda-kun is another word for an amazing person. If somebody is cute, loveable, the object of your affection, ect, Panda-kun is perfect. Panda being a cute, loveable animal, and kun being a suffix put on the end of names when someone is the object of your affection.

"Oh, Panda-kun! How are you, sweetheart?"
"Hero-chan! n_n"

by Jamielolzzloomggg September 17, 2008