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ponina

The ponina are another way of saying "police."
Run dude we got five poninas on our tail
OR
lets fuck up that ponina
by richard cunningham III January 15, 2006
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poingadoing

when your having sex with an ugly bitch and your boner goes away during the process of intercourse
my thought: dam this bitch ugly...o shit my boner goin away
ugly bitch: O MY GOD..you just got a poingadoing, LEAVE!!!
by keetchy coo October 24, 2008
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Poking Pillow Toss

The act of assaulting your partner, mid-coitus, with a strategic pillow lob or toss. May be spontaneous in nature or a previously planned attack. Especially effective when your beautiful canadian girlfriend is playing "Mountie".
"Jason gave gave me the ole poking pillow toss last night." or "The knockout she inflicted with the poking pillow toss was the unanticipated result of the weight of the Thermapedic pillow".
by canadian orgasm maestro September 27, 2010
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Ponzing

when you have a perfectly good snd functional piece of technology and MUST destroy it by trying to upgrade it with useless and pontless 'upgrades'
i started to mess with my phone today but this time i made an image of the system to prevent a re-ponzing incident.
by Whey Cooler April 27, 2011
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Turtlehead poking out

When you really need to poop and are in the car, opening your front door, etc. and you feel as if the turd is beginning to force its way out. This may actually be happening or just a sign that it will if you don't get to the toilet fast enough.
"Mom, please hurry up!"
"I'm at the speed limit, Fred! What could be so important that you would risk casualties?"
"Please, I've got a turtlehead poking out, Mom!"
"Urgh, Fred..."
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 15, 2021
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drinking and phoning

to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.
I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived
by im not a mouse April 19, 2008
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Ponking

The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.
Sarah is ponking James in the bathroom again.
by sean75 April 17, 2009
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