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ugly bitch: O MY GOD..you just got a poingadoing, LEAVE!!!
ugly bitch: O MY GOD..you just got a poingadoing, LEAVE!!!
by keetchy coo October 24, 2008
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The act of assaulting your partner, mid-coitus, with a strategic pillow lob or toss. May be spontaneous in nature or a previously planned attack. Especially effective when your beautiful canadian girlfriend is playing "Mountie".
"Jason gave gave me the ole poking pillow toss last night." or "The knockout she inflicted with the poking pillow toss was the unanticipated result of the weight of the Thermapedic pillow".
by canadian orgasm maestro September 27, 2010
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i started to mess with my phone today but this time i made an image of the system to prevent a re-ponzing incident.
by Whey Cooler April 27, 2011
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"Mom, please hurry up!"
"I'm at the speed limit, Fred! What could be so important that you would risk casualties?"
"Please, I've got a turtlehead poking out, Mom!"
"Urgh, Fred..."
"I'm at the speed limit, Fred! What could be so important that you would risk casualties?"
"Please, I've got a turtlehead poking out, Mom!"
"Urgh, Fred..."
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 15, 2021
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by im not a mouse April 19, 2008
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by sean75 April 17, 2009
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