Text-perving

Text-perving is the act of looking at somebody's text while they are texting somebody else. Usually frowned upon by society because of a presumed 'breach of privacy'.

Despite that, this act is very helpful in day to day life, social problems and so forth.

how did you know i was going to plan that kidnap?
i was text-perving you..

stop text-perving me!

by I'MGuinea August 7, 2011

mental perv

People trying to get inside your mind and but flat out fake people just to get you typically happens to women

Hey,his being a mental perv to me recently what should I do about him

by Jack Napalmer August 18, 2017

Perv

When your mate normally fancies a night down the town .

Fancy a cheeky beer and a perv skid.

Yeah sweet skid legend , nice one

by Ricey March 8, 2023

Book Perv

Someone who gets a sense of euphoria from smelling books, similar to a junkie searching for crack

Melissa sneaks into book stores just to smell the pages, she's been banned from many places, don't get me started on what happened at the library... she's such a book perv

by Dr. Wabby McWaberston May 11, 2024

Laundry Perv

That person who checks out your underwear whilst you put it in the washing machine.

"He's staring at your underwear - obviously a laundry perv."

by LP1993 October 30, 2011

Grade A Perv

Checking someone out constantly.

Being an admirer, but taking it to far.
Just mad horny.
An opportunist at getting sex.
Perverted son of a bitch.

Jimmy got so excited to get Laura’s attention, while sexting Samantha and Jax. He wanted to have all three, but keeps looking at more girls and catcalling them. He’s a Grade A Perv, he doesn’t quit.

by Drago Nino February 9, 2023

perv

a man who gets turnd on my any interactions with females

simon is a perv

by satyboi May 15, 2019