Peedo

For people who prefer Heinz mayonnaise instead of Hellman’s

‘Did you see Charlie just put Heinz Mayo on his chips?! What a peedo’

by Sillysalmon June 22, 2021

PEENOOSE

1. The act of throttling yourself with a noose whilst urinating. It gives an extra sensation to the act of relieving your bladder of your urinary juices.

2. The username of someone whose last name was Kooze. Haha. Kooze.

3. Freezing a ring of urine in order to use in a future hanging as the noose.

1. Peter: "It feels so much better to relieve yourself when you have a rope tied around your neck. The lack of air increases the pressure. I love to PEENOOSE."

2. Dick: "Yo, PEENOOSE, how's the stick in your ass?"

3. Rod: "There's a hanging today. Maybe they'll hag the guy with a PEENOOSE."

by JurassicGriffin April 21, 2010

Peepo

A very special group of people. A group people like yourselves would want to join. Where all the fun and drama is. Where all the games and secrets are the best. A group of people who are awesome and awkwardly weird

random person:WOW CAN I JOIN PEEPO

Abby: no

by anonymous September 27, 2020

peeonherboobsable

(pee on her boobs-able)
means you want to titty fuck a bitch.

eckman "That girls pretty."
dudop "Pretty?"
eckman "Pretty peeonherboobsable."
crazy jessie "Oh shnap!"

by MCD NIGGAZ January 26, 2007

peelo

its either a gun, a pipe, or third generation munitions supply from secret underground labratories in latvia

give me the peelo or i'll smoke you

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Peepo

A majestic female, the last of her kind, living in a introverted world of optimism. Peepos can be tamed if you give them a hug. The last Peepo can be found in Pennsylvania if you look hard enough for their noticeable qualities. Peepos are tall, loud, and happy beings. They take the form of a human. Memes are their favorite creation of mankind. I provide you don't made the last Peepo mad or else their massively powerful feet will kick you to death.

"Peepos are the most rare beings on Earth's surface. Too bad there is only one left in existence."

by LegacyofBlue June 25, 2018

peesomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to pee so badly. pee, urinate, void, take a leak, piss, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep, wet the bed

I'm suffering from some major peesomnia, I just got comfortable in bed too.

by joecoolthefool January 27, 2017