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Someone who makes less than everybody at a job and has to run all the errands.
"Look at Shelly the secretary she is such a peeon"
peeon by Nicole Little January 20, 2007
a person or thing one would like to pee on.
hey thalia, look at that girl named carolyn isn't she a peeon.
peeon by john diangelo January 27, 2010
A nocturnal erection caused by the urge to piss.
My peeon woke me up at 4 AM this morning.
Peeon by CoolKelly September 27, 2017
peeon by daddy mcconnell December 10, 2019

bogus peeon

A nicer way of calling somebody a bogus pisson.
Hey, did you know that Gordon is a bogus peeon?

Gordon! You're a bogus peeon, didjya know that? Put that in your bowl and smoke it.
bogus peeon by Telephony2 December 9, 2023

peeing games 

You came from The Big Guns episode (s6 ep. 12) of Modern Family. Dont deny it.
"I've tried everything, books, songs, and parenting websites!"
"Hell! Don't search up Peeing Games on the internet"
peeing games by roxmstar July 23, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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