pretenzbian

An attractive young female who pretends to be a lesbian to break into porn, to get famous or to become a "model".

You know Muffy really hates going down on other women but she has to play the pretenzbian game until she makes it as a model.

by Archanimal May 2, 2011

pretentious

A word that describes the people that use it

Fred: "That was the most abysmal, misogynistic waste of time I'm likely to ever experience in this terrestial realm."

George: "Don't be pretentious. Just tell me you don't like American Pie next time."

by wsucoug August 23, 2011

pretencious cock sucker

One who is adicted to the sucking of a cock.

Mrs. Kleisley is a pretencious cock sucker.

by Bob May 3, 2003

Pretendionaire

Person who acts like they are a millionaire when they are not.

In most cases, their debts to assets are highly leveraged.

"Whoa, Jeff must be rich to be driving that Mercedes"

"Nah, he's leasing that car like the pretendionaire that he is."

by Excel Pimp September 6, 2012

pretending perfection

Pretending Perfection is an album written by West Virginia's one and only, Huey Mack. Huey Mack's Pretending Perfection has 12 songs on it, and is available on iTunes. Huey shows many different emotions in this song, as such as mentioning about how good things can happen if you be simple, and keep things straight. He made a whole entire song about his mom, and named it Charlotte, and how his mom supported his rapping career when he dropped out of school, and her single mom life when her husband Rick left her. He raps out about parting and how he has women always loving and partying with him. He made a song named "Real Me" and explains that just because he's a rapper, who has lovers and haters, he still lives a normal life with normal people. This album reached number 8 on billboard, a huge accomplishment. This is an album worth having. I respect Huey Mack more then you could imagine.

Huey Mack's new album, pretending perfection just released

by ldlamppa December 9, 2013

Pretendophile

A person (typically a pedophile) who has sex with a midget and pretends it's a child.

Midget 1: "I've been thinking of asking out Joey"
Midget 2: "I'd stay away from him, there's rumours that he's a pretendophile."

by ScrublordTheKangaroo June 20, 2016

pretendimacy

To pretend to be intimate therefore living lawless to the Devine love that produces intimate encounter.

They were all living a false life full of pretendimacy.

by Dead Goats February 9, 2018