pork muffin

a small chubby person with fire red hair, freckles, and milky white skin.

Damn, look at that pork muffin with the pokemon backpack. I'd like to take him to a family reunion barbeque and introduce him to my aunt gracie.

by Ry Breed January 2, 2009

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pork roast

A pork roast is when a chick takes it from a dude (anally or vaginally), and at the same time she sucks another dude off. Similar to sticking two stakes into a pig at opposite ends and roasting it over an open flame.

syn. finger cuffs

"So this guy I knew was railing this chick on the couch in the living room and his buddy came up and wipped out his dong and said, 'so, what are you gonna do about this?' and she started sucking him off." - example

by Jason January 10, 2005

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Pork chops

A police helicopter.

Derived from:
Police = Pigs = Pork
Helicopter = Chopper = Chop

"A pork chop is chasing an '67 Impala on the 405."

by MistahTom August 24, 2005

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pork pal

A friends with benefits scenario, however this friend is extremely fat.

Joe- "Are those two friends with benefits"
Jake- "No, look at the fat one, they're pork pals"

by Butteredballs October 19, 2017

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Pork Hammock

When you stretch your ballsack skin out flat and taut and your flaccid penis rests upon it. An ideal serving suggestion for presenting your cock to your lover’s hungry mouth.

Rachel wanted to blow my knob so I gave her the pork hammock.

My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.

I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

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