Poached Egg

Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.

‘Oh man I was a poached egg last night’

by JSpringsss101 October 21, 2021

Poached

To get poached means to get very high on alot of dmt

Whah fuck man I'm totally poached

by General ellesse November 19, 2021

Poached eggs

The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.

"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"

by anonymous September 2, 2021

Poacher

A young man that has his eye set on an older woman. This young man must display no fear when looking to take down the more experienced woman often referred to on the feline scale. Unlike a cougar hunter, this gentleman is open to a wide range of experiences.

Ladies look at that young man walking towards me, I think we have a poacher on our hands.

by TheCMO November 22, 2021

Poached Colon

Just like when you harvest an animal out of season, only you take her (or his) behind out of session.

Karen and I were having drunken sex, but during it she passed out, so I turned her over and continued the session poached colon.

by Typewriter '79 February 20, 2022

Poachers pocket

Something that smells strongly of fish

Her fanny smelt like a poachers pocket

by Grandpa e June 17, 2022

Poach

To attempt anal without any lube involved.

I was just poaching and it burned terribly! My hole is on FIRE!!

by SJCHSJFHJCG June 23, 2022