sock plop

A sock plop is when you put butter in your sock and it makes a plop

Oh my gawd! that is one mean sock plop

by WaffleDude July 16, 2014

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Indian Plop

While standing with a group of people conversing, you suddenly shit onto the floor without missing a beat in the conversation. This must be in a standing position, just like they did in the old days.

Me: So, I was out with this slut the other night.

You: Yea, she is a slut, I have fucked her so many times....

(You shit on the floor)

You: Next time I'm going to dip my hand in the honey pot!

Me: Dude, you just literally shit on the floor like an Indian would. That was a hell of an Indian plop!

You: Word!

by MentalTyrant1 February 12, 2017

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hat-plop emphasis

Refers to an occasion where you are accompanying your buddy on a warm-weather stroll and he has asked you to temporarily carry his floppy sun-hat, and then during your shared conversation, you voice a strong and/or important statement that carries a significant amount of "weight" to it; you therefore "drive home" your point by dramatically/flourishingly squashing your friend's hat back onto his head.

Using hat-plop emphasis to drive home your point is not intended to be offensive or demeaning in the least, of course, but it must be performed appropriately/diplomatically in order to avoid your seeming arrogant or insulting. One of the best ways to accomplish this is to smile and raise your eyebrows somewhat as you carry out this maneuver; extra credit if you also make a loud humorous spluttering sound with your tongue/lips --- like imitating the long raspy passing of gas --- as you do so, ensuring that the person knows that you have merely playful/harmless intentions in your actions.

by QuacksO September 19, 2018

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stop, drop, and plop

the act of a runner, during a race or jog, stopping to take a shit on the side of the road or in the bushes, without easy access to a rest room; roadside shit

The Kenyan would have finished the marathon 10 minutes faster if he didn't have to stop, drop, and plop after 10, 15, and 20 miles.

by Petomaine August 1, 2008

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Ka-Plop

Ka-Plop is the equivalent of manslaughter suicide. It is when the suicide is unintentional, like an overdoes when an addict is clearly warned that is too much but insists they know what they are doing and the thought they might overdose is dismissed out of hand, only to find they did indeed overdose. Or when a lame-brained idiot thinks they'll walk along the edge of the 50th floor of a high-rise apartment building, never considering the fact the winds are strong and they could easily be blown off the roof, and guess what? That's exactly what happened. (Though that can also be classed under Ka-Splat!)

Ka-Plop. When Phillip and other members of the alien investigation team came across the very menacing looking alien, the other members all groaned "You ka-plopping idiot" when Phillip poked the many-fanged alien in the eye. "For love of Ka-Plop" was uttered by the recovery team when they found the shredded remains of the investigation team. The irony of the conclusive results of the investigation did not escape the recovery team.

by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016

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