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cup o' noodles

A Cup O' Noodles occurs when doggy style sex is going down and the male pulls out his penis and cums in his cupped hand. once his female coutnerpart turns around to see why the fun has stopped, the 'cupped' hand of semen is tossed in her face.

It is appropriate for the male to then scream 'CUP O' NOODLES IN YO FACE!'
Tom was enjoying some back door action with Sally. Prior to climax, Tom decided Sally's snooty attitude at the bar and the amount of time it took to bed her called for a sturdy 'cup o' Noodles.'

Taking great care and positioning his hand just right, Thomas released his member from her love muff, held onto the bedside table for support and awaited Sally's head to turn.
'What's up baby, why'd u...'
With a flash and a flick of the wrist, 'CUP O' NOODLES IN YO FACE!,' Tom Exclaims.

Sally did not return Tom's calls until later that month.
by DonKnuckles August 2, 2012
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Brahmin Noodles

Food for thought, in a literal sense. It is food whose purpose is to fuel a late night study session or any other situation in which the brain is actually to be utilized.

Often used ironically to describe food eaten for a situation from which no good could ever come.
I've got to write this fucking term paper by tomorrow. Go down to the T-bell and get me some goddamned Brahmin noodles, yeah?

Ironically:

Picking up some Brahmin noodles for the cow, then it's back to my place to fuck her to sleep. I sense that the sun will bring regret.
by SirPuddin September 15, 2009
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noodles

Woman's erect nipples. More discreet term than just screaming nips or nipples to your friends when a set walks by.
It was cold and I saw her noodles.
Noodles.
by Chris Mammarelli September 16, 2005
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noodleshoes

Noodleshoes is often used as a term for some one who has retarded whale feet.
bob: Hey, watch me dance *falls over*
simon: LOL NOODLESHOES
by lolecat April 26, 2008
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noodlesguitarstrings

The fruitest ♠︎ hater and the number one ♠︎ hater. I love her she is swag and she is our ruler we should bow down to her 🙇 ♂️ 🙇 ♂️

-beppermint_tea
Smart Person: noodlesguitarstrings is our queen

Dumb Person: noodlesguitarstrings is a peasant
by beppermint_tea July 12, 2021
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Nippy Noodles

It's very cold.
Normally used in an outside setting and by girls.
Being nippy noodles can cause THO in any gender.
Lenne: Ugh, I don't want to walk the dog, it's nippy noodles out there!
by Kraytheili May 12, 2009
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Ramen noodles

Something incredibly cheap and easy. Quick and inexpensive. Fast and almost free.
Dude 1: Man, you see that girl? She so fine!
Dude 2: Brosef! That hooker is "ramen noodles." Ya boys ALL slept with the ho.
by Dictocracker May 22, 2018
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