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Net Lag

the sum of jet-lag-like symptoms caused by watching a series of matches (e.g. the FIFA World Cup) live, in the small hours of the night, due to major national time differences, over a period of days or weeks (with "net" referring to the net in soccer, or tennis, or volleyball, etc.)
There are still two late-night World Cup matches to watch! Football has caused me a lot of very late nights this month, and I'm blooming knackered, suffering from an acute case of "net lag"!
by Nicholas Warren July 7, 2006
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net doh

Next door. Commonly used by crumpets (the black kind). See: Schwamp.
"We go net doh to da schwamp."
by Schwamp September 21, 2007
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Net God

The net god is one of the most highly respected gods in the universe. People feed the net god by throwing various items as "sacrifices" and people have been known to get in trouble for doing so. The location of the net god is found in Worthington, Ohio but the exact location is only known to a few followers.
Net God: "I must be fed!"
Worshiper: (throws chairs and food into the net god)
Net God: "Thank you young servant."
by The High Priest August 6, 2011
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Net nazi

Timachee
Stop critizin' the keyboard commando's you net nazi
by Ne01 March 26, 2003
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net labyrinth

a condition in which one gets lost in the entangled mess of materials one is searching for in the Internet by looking up one related material after the other through cross-reference.
He looked up 'A' in the Internet but ended up looking up 'Z' at long last. In fact, he lost himself in the net labyrinth for hours.
by uttam maharjan February 7, 2010
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net friends

spend your spare time on them and get what? learning ? special feeling or ....?
CG,BY,GB,CD and many many many friends
by CG October 21, 2004
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net-machines

www.net-machines.com
The prime of the internet, and a catalyst for eliteness and knowledge. Feared by many, abused by some, respected by all. Unrivalled in verbal engagement, and unbeatable in the same respect. Truly the cream of modern day ownage. See elite, leet, ownage, pimp.
This do0d from NM totally destroyed my pathetic ass on eplanet last night, while completely obliterating me verbally !
by www.net-machines.com May 28, 2003
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