A web-like net of hair as a result of tangling, covering a male or female's anal hole (otherwise known as butthole) which cause the backup of fecal matter.
Dude, I totally woke up the other day, took a dump, and didn't realize i had a Butthole-Net. I had to snip that shit with some scissors.
by sofleye November 20, 2010
by Rob October 29, 2003
Calling out someone who has such a bad internet connection that their ISP must be Cox Communications
by torepoon January 02, 2021
by Cade Lucas October 20, 2008
by Cody brady and Nate freeman August 12, 2018
a synonym for sneakernet a jocular meaning for a way to transfer data manually (walking the disk(or USB RAMstick) to the other machine)
My network was down so I had to use the Nike net to bring my homework to asnother computer to print it. Whast a PITA!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 10, 2009