Musberger

Splooging on a woman's upper lip shortly after eating asparagus.

"Zambrano hit a walk-off and I gave Susan a Musberger. It was a pretty good Saturday."

by AlabamaHotPocketChamp June 7, 2009

Fother Mucker

Mother Fucker, used especially when you are drunk, paro etc.

drunk guy: Fut the Shuck up Fother Mucker

by Bogan Bob June 6, 2004

Muser

Someone who makes musical.lys on the app musical.ly.

" Omg Tessa.bear is my favorite muser she's a great dancer, really nice to her fans and makes greats musical.lys"

by Hay07 May 23, 2016

Dutch Musket

During Anal sex, when you're about to cum, you pull out to shoot. But a little nugget of impacted poop is blocking your urethra.

So finally you blow and the nugget shoots out like a musket ball followed by warm spray.

Last Night, Grace let me in her back door. When it came time to unholster my dick, I pulled out and fired a Dutch Musket at her head!

by SharkFighter October 28, 2013

Muskrat Karma

Muskrat Karma is the karma created for leaving a Muskrat's Nest. Leaving a Muskrat's Nest on the undeserving and unwitting breeds bad Muskrat Karma. Leaving a Muskrat's Nest to the deserving breeds good Muskrat Karma.

Example of bad Muskrat Karma:

Jake: Rob, I just built a huge Muskrat's Nest in my grandma's bathroom! Isn't that some funny shit!?

Rob: Damn, Jake! That's not funny at all! Don't you know that creates bad Muskrat Karma for you? Now you're destined to be Muskrat's Nested yourself!

Jake: Oh, God! Where's the shovel?

Example of good Muskrat Karma:

Rob: Jake, I just snuck into the lady's room and built the largest Muskrat's Nest EVER! That'll teach this shitty restaurant to have shitty service!

Jake: <LOL> Yeah it will! Dude, you're totally gonna get some good Muskrat Karma! I doubt anyone will ever Muskrat's Nest your bathroom ever again!

Rob: High Five!!

by TheLordofHazard March 9, 2010

muckerdoodle

replace almost any word with muckerdoodle and it'll work

"Muckerdoodle off, my friend."
"Hands off my muckerdoodles."

by alskdlaksnd123 January 3, 2014

Three Musketeers

When three cars ride side-by-side on the road, traveling at the exact same speed, and clog the whole thing up.

"Sorry I was late, got stuck behind the three musketeers"

by Lemongrass July 22, 2016