Messy Kitchen

To have a mess of baby hairs on the back of your neck and top of your forehead.

"Damn!!! Look at that females messy kitchen! She needs to fix them edges!"

by Ialreadyknow September 27, 2014

Meaty Stash

A man's junk, sometimes referred to as my pound of bacon.

Ella: "You know I'm expecting some of your bacon when I come over tomorrow!"
Mojo: "I gots a pound waitin for ya"
Ella: "What can I say, I want lots of your meaty stash"

by Polar Eclipse May 8, 2015

Messy Maloney

A sex act where a male urinates inside the anal cavity of a female, proceeds to have anal sex while the female's bowels are filled with urine, eventually ejaculates inside the anal cavity, and upon the man's completion the female farts the messy contents of her rectum onto the man's penis. It's the newest sensation sweeping the nation.

"Your mom is hot, dude. I would totally pull a Messy Maloney with her."
"For my birthday, will you give me a Messy Maloney?"
"I gotta' piss like a mutherfucker'. Lemme see dat' ass and let's make a Messy Maloney up in here, ya dig?"

by ThatJohnnyMo January 4, 2016

meaty flush

when you go to flush, but that shit too meaty to go down

We got a meaty flush problem in the bathroom!

by VIRAL420 July 2, 2016

Meaty Slap

The phrase used to describe a really loud satisfying slap when a slap connects well.

Last night, things were getting hot between Jeff and Gary, Jeff's extremely large hand slapped Gary's ass with a connection so good it produced a meaty noise. It was a meaty slap that turned Gary on.

by Sanchezinator July 25, 2016

MistyMay

When you take a shit and you wipe it so hard you get shit on your ball sack.

Man that was large smelly shit I took, I wiped my asshole and got a mistymay. Be careful when you take a misty, or it'll end up all over your may sack.

by garbagehooker March 11, 2017

Messy Anal

Anal sex in which the receiver shits.

Dude, I was rocking it with Stacy last night and she straight up hit me with Messy Anal! Never been so sick!

by Yesn't Homo June 28, 2018