May 20

A day a crazy motherfucking insane whore slut ass bad bitch was born. If you were born on this day you are super tough and mean but a sweetheart. You have the most insane ideas and are super spontaneous. You have an insanely sexy body which you use to your advantage and take whatever u want. You can and will take someone’s mans, get bored and then toss them away.

“When was Nancy born ?“
“Idk I think may 20th, why?”
“THAT FUCKING SLUT FUCKED MY MANS”
“Oh shit bro I gotta go hide mine”

by HURHEHEHEIOSN November 4, 2019

May 30

May 30th is National hug or kiss Day 😍😘 meant for couples to spice up their relationship! Do it anywhere at anytime

Bob: Holy Crap! It's May 30th! Carla bring dat ass over here!

*Bob hugs and kisses Carla*

by Ur mom 999 June 10, 2018

may 28

HUGEEEEE PP ENERGY

people born on may 28 have huge d&$k energy

by bigpenissuckerperiod June 16, 2020

May 2nd

Kiss your bf day

May 2nd Kiss your bf day

by May 2nd April 29, 2022

may 8th

national hug,kiss,and grab ass

hey chrissy it’s may 8th let me kiss u

by food27789737392047 May 7, 2019

May 3

the best day w/ the best people born

“oh you know ranesha?”
“isn’t she born on May 3?”
“if she is, gotta cuff”

by ghostingyourboo October 19, 2019

May 14th

the day when the coolest fucking people you’ll ever meet or born.

Person 1: ayo when’s Owens bday??
Person 2: May 14th
Person 1: ahhh so that’s we he’s so cool

by Broski_brodyn December 29, 2019