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maroon football

The color of an aggie girls butthole after a long game of hide the weiner!
Did you see the color of my sisters butthole last night?!? It wasn’t anything like those shitty UT cheer uniforms, it resembled more of a maroon football!
by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023
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Malook

weak, pathetic, and just a generally useless person.
"I wouldn't trust that Malook to tie my shoelaces, let alone do anything important."
by Moth2DaFlame December 16, 2023
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Maroon Splatoon

My period came at work and I soiled my bottoms, I had a Maroon Splatoon
by BookofKane January 8, 2024
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Marooha

Marooha is a Bengali name. People with that name are the most gorgeous and best kind of people you can ever meet. They have the prettiest brown eyes. They are very caring, but super honest. They will be a true loyal friend to their friends.
I love Marooha”
by PeriPeri November 20, 2023
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marooch

A knucklehead golfer who chops at the ball like an axe on wood rather than getting under it like skipping a rock. Coined by @speedgolfrob, a legend in his craft.
If I said to you to skim this stone marooch …
by jb4ndo May 19, 2024
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Maroons

Refers to a gay male who prefers to bottom or be the receiver during sex.
A straight woman's worst nightmare -- a gay dude that gives ass that's so good, it makes formerly straight dudes forget about vaginal intercourse forever the first time they tap his ass!
Mamgina is rubbing that other guy's back in front of the team... wait, now they're making out, it's a full on Maroons!
by Billy Slaughter June 3, 2024
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Maroon 5

A comical and slang term meant to denote "Maronites," who are an indigenous Christian people of Mount Lebanon. The connection with the two is that the founder of the Maronite sect, Mar Maroun (Saint Maron) has a name that somewhat rhymes with the band name Maroon 5. It is a word often used within a satirical context, yet in lighthearted manner, especially among English-speaking friends.
Hey Pierre, isn't that guy a Maroon 5?

Did you hear about the fight in the university? Must've been a bunch of Maroon 5's going at it again.
by Zare'athra February 13, 2024
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